Why the Internet is Great

I remember being not-so-secretly jealous when I discovered that UCLA was getting James Franco to speak at their 09 graduation -- and vengefully gleeful when he decided to bail. I discovered this little gem of a video featuring what Mr. Franco might have said had he stepped in front of UCLA's class of 2009. All I can say is -- Profound.

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco